+---------------------------+ +------------------------------------+ +----------------------------------------+
| __ ___ _ ___ | stoisz | +-----------------+--------------------------------------------------------------------+uuups... ciezkie przebudzenie... nic |
| (_ | /\ |_) | /| |/ +------------+--+ | | |nie pamietasz... jakies podworko... |
| __) | /--\ | \ | | *------+ | Slonce swieci.|Idziesz w lewo | | |na ryju skrzepy krwi |
| |\ | | Ludzie chodza.+---------------+-----------------+---------------------------------------------------------------| +--------*-----------*-------------*-----+
+---+-----------------------+ | +-------*-------+ | | | /|\ /|\ /|\
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\ | / +----------------------------+----+ +-------+ | +--------+-----------------------+5 godzina | | | |
\|/ | stoisz i sie gapisz | | | | | | |snu | | | |
+---+--------+----------------------+ +--------+ | | | | | | | | |
|Stoisz na miescie, jest slonecznie |Idziesz w lewo | | | | | | | | |
|Czujesz zapach moczu. Wychylasz sie+----------------------+----+ | | | | | | | +----+
|z bramy na ruchliwa ulice. | | | | | | | | | | |
+------------------------------*----+ +----+------+--------+--------+-------+ | +--------------------------+ | | | |
| /|\ | | | | | | |I to wlasnie bylo ostatnie| | | | |
|Idziesz w prawo / | \ | | | | +---------------+---------+co pamietasz z tego dnia. | | | | |
| | | | | | | |Potem urwal ci sie film | | | | |
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+-----*--------------+ | | | | | | | |
| Ulica, trawniki. | | | | +-----------------+ | | | | |
| Wchodzisz w waska | Pukasz do drzwi | | | \ |Mundek mowi:"o, | | | | | |
| uliczke. Male dre- | i wchodzisz | | | \|super ze wpad- | | | | +----------------+ |
| wniane domki. Bruk,+------------------------------------------+----------------------+-+----*les. Wlasnie +----------------------------------------+-------------+-----+ | |
| szczekaja psy. | | | | /|jade do Ryska na | | | | |
| Artyleryjska 13 | | | | / |wies, jedz ze | | | | |
+-----+--------------+ | | | |mna | | | | |
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| | wchodzisz do +---------+----------+ / | | | | | |
| | sklepu |Mijasz sklepy, ludzi|X----------+-+---------------------------------------------------------------+ | | |
| | +-------------------------------++-------------+-----+ \ | | | | |
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| | | |stajesz |idziesz dalej | | | | |
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| | | | | | | \| Mijasz przystanek PKS. Wlasnie jedzie ogorek |nie | | |
| | | | | +--+-+--------------* do Trofimowki. A moze by tak odwiedzic +-------------+-----+ | |
|nie podnosisz | | | | | | | /| Ryska? | | | | |
+--+-----+/ | | | | | | | +----+-------------------------------------------+ | | | |
|Na ziemi*------------+----------------+---------------+-------------+ | | | | tak | | | |
|lezy kip|\ | | | | | | | | | | |
+-+------+ | | | | | | | +---------------------------+-----+ | |
| podnosisz | | | | | | | \ | / | | |
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| | | | +------------------------+--+-+----------+ | +----------*----------+ | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | masz atak. umierasz | +-----+ | |
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| \ | / +----------------------+-----+---+------------------------+--+-+----------+--------+-----------------------------------------------+ | | |
| \|/ |chodzisz po sklepie | | | | | | \|/ | | | | |
| +--------+---+--------------+ | | | +---------+--+-+----------*--------+ | | | |
| |Sklep spozywczy. Wino, piwo| | | | | | | | <----w te strone | | | |
| |bulki, chleb, koszyki. Sie-| | | | | | | | +--------------------------------------------+---+--------------+ | |
| |gasz do kieszeni - pusto. | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| +-+-------------------------+ | | | | | | | |uciekasz | | \|/ | |
| |idziesz sobie | | | | | | | \ +----------+-----------------+ | | +--------X------------------+| |
| +-----------------------+ | | | | | | | \ | Przechodzien czestuje cie | | | | Przechodzien poprawia || |
| | | | | | | | | \| strzalem w ryja wulgarnie | krzyczysz "Policja!" | | \| z buta, spluwa i idzie || |
| +------------------+---------+-----+---+--------------+---------+--+-+-----------* przeklinajac +--------------------------+---+-----* dalej swoja droga. Siadasz|| |
| | | | | | | | | | /| | | | \/| na klombie, wycierasz krew|| |
| | | | | | | | | | / +---------+------------------+ +--------+---+----X| z nosa || |
| |prosisz o ognia | | | | | | | | / | kopiesz go | | | / +-----+---------------------+| |
| +--------+----------+ | | | | | | | | +------------------------------------+ | | | | |
| \ |Nie masz ognia. | | | | | | | | | | | | +-----+ |
+-------X+Obok idzie przecho-| +---------+-----+---+----------+ | | | | | | | +---+-------+
/ |dzien | | | | | | | | | | +-----------+----+ | |
+--------+----------+ | | | | | | | | | | | | |
|chowasz kipa do kieszeni | | | | | | | | \ | / | | | |
| | | +----------+---+------+ | | | \|/ | | | |
| | | | | | | | | wino +------*------+chleb | | | |
| | | | | | | | | +--------------------+Co kradniesz?+--------+----+-------+---+--+
| | | | | | | | | | +-+-----------+ | | | | |
| | | | | | | | | +----------------------+--------------------+ |fajki | | | | |
| | | | | | | | | ukrasc drugie| siadasz na lawce i zaczynasz popijac. | | | | | | |
+----------------------------+ +--+--------------+---+------+--+--+-+----------------+ Wino jest dobre, ma lekko cierpki smak. | | +-------------+----+-------+---+ |
| | | | | | | | | | dosiada sie kilku kumpli, w milym | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | | | towarzystwie czas plynie szybciej, ale | | | | | | |
| | | / | | +--+--+-+----------------+ i wino szybciej sie konczy. A tu chce | | | | | | |
| | |/ | | | | | isc sepic | sie jeszcze. Co robic? | | | +--------+----+-------+ |
| | *--------------+ +---------+--+-+-+ +-------------------------------------------+ | | | | | |
| | |\ | | | | +--------------------------------+------+----+--------+ | |
| | | \ +------+--+-+-+---+ | | | | | |
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| | | idziesz sobie| +--+-+-+---+----------+ | +-------------------+ | | | +----------+ \|/
| | | \ +-----------------++ / | | | | | | |Udalo ci sie... | | | | | +----------*-----+
| | +--X|Przejezdza autobus+X-------+-+ | | | | |prawie. Gdybys | | | | | |Ekspedientka zau|
| | / +--+---------------+ \ | | | | | |tylko nie nadzial |/ | | | | drzwiami |waza twoje mane-|
\ | / | |wsiadasz | | | | | |sie na ochroniarza.*------+------+----+--+--------------+wry i wszczyna |
\|/ | +------------------------+---+---+----------+---------+ | |Dostales pare |\ | | | | |alarm. Uciekasz |
+---------*---------------------+ +----------------------+ +------+ | | | | | |benckow i wylecia- | | | | | +-------+--------+
\ |Podchodzi do ciebie niewysoki | | | | | | | | |les za drzwi. | | | | | oknem|
\|koles, kolo trzydziestki, twarz|wygrzebujesz z kieszeni kipa | | | | | | | +-+-----------------+ | | | | |
+---------*emeryta. To Edek. "Czesc Kazek,+---------*----------------------+----+----------+---+----------+-----+ | | | | | | | |
| /|masz fajki?" - pyta. | /|\ ---->this way | | | | | | | | | | | +--+----------------------+
| / +-----+-------------------------+ / | \ | | | | | | | | | | | +------------------------------+
| |"Nie"-klamiesz | +----+----+----------+---+----------+ | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | | +--+-------+-------------+ \ | / +-----------------------------------+ |
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| | | | | | | | | | | | +--------*-----------------------+ | |
| | | | | | +------+ | | \ | / \ | / | |wychodzisz ze sklepu, wyciagasz |siedzisz dalej | |
+---------------+----------------+ | | | | | +-----+----------------+ \|/ \|/ | |fajke i delektujesz sie. Siadasz| | |
| | +--------------+ | | | | | | +----*-------*------------+| |na laweczce. Rozgladasz sie na | | |
| | | | | | | | | |Siedzisz na klombie, li- || |prawo i lewo. Cwierkaja ptaki | | |
| | | | | | | | | udajesz ze nie |zesz rany i rozczulasz || +--+-----------------------------+ | |
+----------+ | | | | | | | | widzisz |sie nad soba. Widzisz || |siedzisz dalej | |
| +---------------------------------+--+----+----+---+----+-----+------------------+idace druga strona ulicy || | +----------------+ | |
| / | | | | | | | |kolezanki z duza rekla- || | | | | |
|/ | | | | | | | |mowka. || | | | | |
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\ | / | | | | | | +----+-----------------------------+ | | | | | | |
\|/ |wchodzisz w brame | +-----------------------+ | | | | | 3 godzina snu | | +----+---------------------+---------+ | | |
+----*------+--------+ | |Podchodza koledzy. | | | | +--------+-----------------------------+----+ | | | | | | |
|Chmurzy sie. Zaczyna| | |Dosiadaja sie. | / | | | | | | | | | | | | |
|kapac. Masz dreszcze| | |Czestujesz ich fajka- |X-----+--+----+-------------+-----------------------------+----+--------------+------+ +-------------+ | ++ | |
+--+-----------------+ | |mi a oni cie winem. + \ | | | | | | | | | | | |
|biegniesz dla | |Dobre. Siedzicie | | | | | | | | \ | / | | | |
|rozgrzewki | |i rozmawiacie. | | | | +-----------+-------------------------+ | | | \|/ | | | |
| | +------------+----------+ +--+----+-+ Obok Ziemi przelatuje czarna dziura.| | | | +------------*---------+ | | | |
| | | | | | Wpadasz w petle czasu | | | | |a jak ty tu trafiles? | | | | |
| | | | | +-------------------------------------+ | | | +------------+---------+ | | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | +----+--+
+---------------------------+-----------------+--------------------+ | | | | | | | | |
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| | | co sie dzieje? Otwierasz oczy, rozgladasz sie...| | | | +-----------------| | | |
| | | Jacys ludzie, palma, skorzany fotel... | | |2 godzina \ | / +-----------+----+-+
| | | "Panie prezydencie, delegacja z Gwatemali". | | |snu \|/ | | |
| | | No tak, znowu zasnales w pracy... | | | +---------*---------------------------------------------+ | | |
| | +-----------------------------------------+-------+ ++ | |dziewczyny wlasnie ida na impreze do Mundka-przeciez | | | |
| | | | | |dzisiaj jego imieniny! Pomagaja ci obetrzec twarz z | | | |
| | | | | |blota i krwi i zabieraja cie ze soba. Maja spory zapas | | | |
| | | | | |trunkow i chleb do przecedzania. | | | |
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+----+---------------------+ | | | | | | | |
|Stoisz, palisz. Podchodzi |/ | | | | | | | |
|trzech mlodych kolesi *---+ | | | | | | |
|i pyta o drobne (to zart?)|\ | | | | | | |
|Potem o fajki. | \ | / | | | | | |
|Zaczynaja cie szarpac | \ | / | | | | | |
+---+----------------------+ \|/ | | | | | |
|probujesz walczyc +-----------------*-------------------------------------------+ | | | | | |
| |Mijaja was dziewczyny z Bema. Maja brzeczace reklamowki. | | \ | / | | | |
| |Idzie z nimi jakis koles z zakrwawionym ryjem. Zatrzymuja sie| | \|/ | | | |
| |na chwile, rozmawiacie. Dziewczyny ida na imieniny do | | +--------*--------+ | | | |
| |kogos tam. Proponuja wam, zebyscie zabrali sie z nimi. | | |umierasz na zawal| | | | |
| +-+---------------------------------------+-------------------+ | +-----------------+ | | | |
| |idziesz z nimi |nie chce ci | | | | |
| | |sie ruszac z | | | | |
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| | | | | bierzecie chlopakow| mijacie jakichs kolesi | +----+ |
| | | | | ze soba | ktorzy siedza na lawce | | |
| | | +--------------------+------------------------------+-----------------------+ i pija. Widac ze chcie | | |
| | | | | | | liby zabrac sie z wami | | |
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| |Brukowana uliczka, domek, podworeczko.| | | | | +-------------------------------------+ +----+----------------------------------------------------------+-+
| |Drzwi otwiera corka Mundka. | zostajecie | | | | |Alkohol sie skonczyl, rozmowy sie | | |
| |"Taty nie ma, pojechal gdzies z | w miescie | | | | \|urwaly. Ktos proponuje zeby pojsc | | |
| |jakims panem". Dzieczyny z Bema mowia,+------------+--+----+--+----*do knajpy. Ale ty juz jestes ladnie +--------+ |
| |ze pewnie pojechal na wies do Ryska. | | | | | /|zmeczony i idziesz kimnac sie gdzies | |
| |Ale chlopaki mowia ze moze do Ryska a | | | | | |na klatce | |
| |moze nie do Ryska i radza zeby usiasc | | | | | +-------------------------------------+ |
| |gdzies i wypic to, co jest | | | | | |
| +--+-----------------------------------+ | | | | |
| |jedziecie | | | | |
| |na wies | | | | |
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| | | | | | | Idziecie do kolesia, pijecie. Okolo 1600 | |
| | | | | | | gosc gwalci cie, zabija a zwloki cwiartuje | |
| | | | | | | i wrzuca do stawu. Pozeraja cie karpie, ktore | |
| | | | | | | potem trafiaja na wigilijny stol do dobrych ludzi| |
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| | | siedzisz na lawce sam z jakims kolesiem | | | |
| | | .Kiedy alkohol konczy sie kolo zaprasza +--+------------------------+ |
| | | cie do siebie na chate. | | |
| | +-----------------------------------------+ | +---------------------------------+ |
| | | | Brawo, twoj plan sie powiodl! | |
| | | | Teraz masz kupe kasy i oplywasz +-----------------------------------+ |
| +-----------+---------------------------------------------------+ | w luxusy. Pokazuja cie w TV. | | |
| | | | Jestes pupilkiem swiata. | | |
| | | +---------*-----------------------+ | |
| | | +------------------------------------+ /|\ | |
| | | \ |W ziemie uderza kometa CX-1848298842| / | \ | |
| | | \|Jedynymi ludzmi ktorzy ratuja sie z | | | |
| | +--------------------*kataklizmu jestescie: ty, Ojciec | | | |
| | /|Swiety i Pamela Anderson. Zapowiada | | | |
| | / |sie ciekawie, ale to juz calkiem | | | |
| | |inna historia... | | | |
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+-----------------* W tym momencie Ziemie atakuja zmutowane | | | | |
/| dinozaury z kosmosu. Komputer wskazuje, |mydlisz im oczy | | | |
| ze ty jestes jedyna osoba ktora moze |a potem je wykanczasz | | | |
| je pokonac. Zostajesz glownodowodzacym +-------------------------------+ | | |
| sil zbrojnych oenzetu. Koniecznie musisz | | | |
| cos wymyslec - i to jak najszybciej. | | | |
| Co robisz? | | | |
++----------------------------------+------------+ | | |
|zastawiasz na nie | kolaborujesz | | |
|pulapke | z jaszczurami | | |
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| | | Pomagasz zmutowanym dinozaurom z kosmosu wykonczyc | | | |
| | \ | ludzi. Zostajesz glownym organizatorem masowych egzeku- | | | |
| | \| cyj. Poniewaz wymysliles, ze zamiast w kosztowny | | | |
| +---------------------------------------* sposob rozstrzeliwywac ludzi mozna ich zabijac | | | |
| /| granatami w piwnicach udaje ci sie zaoszczedzic | | | |
| / | 0,5 % na kosztach amunicji. Trzecia czesc tej kasy | | | |
| | bierzesz do swojej kiesy, co przy tej skali ekster- | | | |
| | minacji daje ci gigantyczne dochody. Zostajesz wlascicie- | | | |
| | lem sieci szklarni na planecie Qrlkjgopiiooioooefoeiortas | | | |
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|chwili bo byla nienasmarowana. Dinozaury | | | | |
|z kosmosu pozarly wszystkich ludzi i zjaraly| | | | |
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| | _ __ ____ _ _ _____ ______ _____ | / |
| \ | | |/ // __ \ | \ | ||_ _|| ____|/ ____| |/ |
| \| | ' /| | | || \| | | | | |__ | | *------+
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